Three percent of Nigerian ladies are undisturbed by their lack of a
spouse but the other 97% would do just anything to become Mrs.
Somebody”.
As we read on, we are going to see some unorthodox things Nigerian
women will do in their quest to bag a husband! Some are bizarre, some
are good and while some downright bad but if you are willing to try
anything and getting a husband is the only activity left on your bucket
list, you might want to try a few! (Men beware).
1)
Snatching a friend or relation’s man.
All is fair in love and war! Rumor has it that women have resorted to
locking their phones, hiding their men and coding their gist from
so-called friends because it’s a jungle out there.
2)
Re-inventing themselves.
Pretence is the order of the day. No man wants to tame the shrew or
teach the inexperienced or make an honest woman out of a dishonest one
so once marriage is desired, women package themselves in pseudo,
ready-made, easy-to-use, highly desirable packages. After marriage, what
you see is what you get!
3)
Trapping with pregnancy.
This used to be the old school method of getting a man to propose.
From skipping the pill to seducing the man or getting him drunk when she
was ovulating, a woman usually knew she had the man where she wanted
him once she missed her period even if there was no commitment. Now the
guys are saying YES to baby mamas and YES to child support. Are the
girls deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up their game by involving
the parents and you know parents don’t like scandals
4)
Praying & Fasting.
This would presumably be an honorable means of obtaining a husband
but sometimes the prayers are offered up to deities other than God &
other times it becomes a song permanently. Taking his photograph to
Cele church for a prophetess to pray over or a powerful Alfa. Heard it
works like charm. Taking his sp*rm, hair or personal effects to
Babalawo. Guys, disposing of your condoms yourself is not such a bad
idea.
5)
Outright Jazz.
My friend recently gisted me about how a tied up, live pigeon had
been discovered in a friend’s sister-in-law’s box. The woman confessed
to using jazz and said she hadn’t been sure if the guy would actually
propose so she took the necessary precautions.
6)
Putting love potion in his food.
This is classic and timeless but shouldn’t it be called a compelling potion? Because in this case, love na by force!
7)
Proposing to a guy.
Yes it does happen (Who wears the engagement ring?) Toasting a man’s
family so they make the decision for him! A friend complained that a
girl he detested had over the months gotten close to his family.
Lavishing on them, cooking for them and basically being their go-to
girl and now his mum had put her foot down that he had to break up with
his girlfriend and marry little-miss-went-home-to-mama depending on how
much power the family wields, their word may be final.
Asking daddy to get them a husband! If daddy’s a big shot, arranging a
husband for you is usually as easy as pie and some men would sell their
souls for a large chunk of daddy’s money so both parties are happy.
9)
Being the man’s maga.
Some women believe that when you finally get a man to be interested in
you, spoiling him and overlooking his every fault would get you into a
white gown faster than an okada. Some men don’t mind a woman who houses
them, clothes them, feeds them, gives them pocket money, never gets
upset with them even when they misbehave and cleans up after them with
little or no contribution from them living the dream
10)
Giving him unlimited freedom.
Tell me I am number one baby; tell me I am the future mother of your
kids and not Amina, Bisi or Ngozi. Women used to want to be the one AND
ONLY in their man’s life, now being the number one is good enough.
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See the Things Nigerian Women Do To Find Husbands
Description : Three percent of Nigerian ladies are undisturbed by their lack of a spouse but the other 97% would do just anything to become Mrs. Some...
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